Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Dodgy Geographer

Things you don't expect on the walk to work on Wednesday Morning, by the Empire theatre in Liverpool.

Girl 1: "Hello, can I ask you for directions?"
Rhys: "Sure"
Girl 1: "Can you tell me where Victoria Street is?"
Rhys: "Ermm....not sure, think it's somewhere down there."
Girl 1: "Yeah, so we're going in the right direction."
Rhys: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Just out of interest, what building you going to? Know buildings better than street names."
Girl 2: "We're going for a job application at a strip club on Victoria Street."

Now. I've been around for 22 years, and have a GCSE in Business Studies, and I understand that you don't just need dancers to run a strip joint. One of them didn't look like much of a dancer too, and there's not a male lap in the world that could support her dancing on it. But still, they could of been strippers. Never seen one in the flesh before (if you know what I mean).

One question though, do I really look that seedy, that I'd know where a strip club is?

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