Tuesday, April 25, 2006
The GATR Guide To Pissing Off Chavs
You need:- One Supermarket with a sprinkling of chavs (may I reccommend Morrisons, in Colwyn Bay)
- One Trolly that you need token/£1 coin to use
- One Trolly Token (you can get these from most charity shops).
- One car (for quick getaway).
Method:
- Gain access to the trolly using token. If nessecary, shop.
- Wait with empty trolly by car for chav.
- Should Chav say "Ere la, wan't me to take your trolly back?", say yes.
- Follow behind in car, waiting for them to retrieve what they think is a pound coin to spend on alcohol/drugs/chips/sex.
- When they turn around and realise they've been outwitted (which is not hard), stick up the V's or take a photo with a camera phone.
- Drive off.
Pictures to follow.....
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